THR: I’LL GO FOR THESE GIANT SWEATERS, BUT THEN I’LL GET IT HOME AND I’LL NEVER WEAR IT AGAIN. TOO ITCHY. I HAVE A BIG THING WITH TEXTURES. SOFT, COMFORT, LIVABLE, LIVE IN. IF I CAN SLEEP IN IT, I’LL WEAR IT.

THR: TARGET.

THR: THAT’S SO HARD! BUT I HAVE TO SAY, PATRICIA FIELD. MY MOM BROUGHT ME THERE WHEN I WAS THIRTEEN. IT WAS CRAZY. IT FREAKED ME OUT. THE PEOPLE INSIDE WERE COMPLETE INDIVIDUALS. THEY DIDN’T GIVE A SHIT.
I SAW GIRLS FROM CONNECTICUT, FULL ON BUTTON DOWN, THE WHOLE SCHPIEL, BUT THEY GO IN PATRICIA FIELD AND HAVE THE BEST TIME EVER. THAT’S EXACTLY HOW I WAS, BUT I WASN’T BUTTONED UP.

THR: I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME WANTING SOMETHING THAT I THOUGHT WAS A WALLET BUT ENDED UP BEING A DILDO. MY MOM SAID, “NO HONEY, I DON’T THINK SO.” IT LOOKED LIKE A SNICKERS OR A TOOTSIE ROLL, I CAN’T REMEMBER, SOME CHOCOLATE BAR. THE PACKAGING WAS SO CUTE; I DIDN’T BOTHER TO LOOK INSIDE. NOT THAT I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT A DILDO WAS, BUT MY MOTHER DIDN’T WANT ME TO BRING IT UP IN FRONT OF EVERYONE ELSE. I DIDN’T GET IT. SHE TOLD ME, “NO, I DON’T THINK YOU NEED THAT…. REMEMBER I GOT YOU ONE LAST YEAR.”
(TO NOTE: THE FIRST ITEM THEODORA RICHARDS WAS ALLOWED TO BUY AT PATRICIA FIELD WAS A SPARKLY BERET. HER FAVORITE COLORS ARE PURPLE AND GREEN.)